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<imgcaption image1|frenserb 3 Scuti>{{:scooty.png?200 |}}</imgcaption> Scuti is a gamer who joined /pol/andcraft in September 2015. Since December 2018, autists of the /pol/andcraft Discord server have been subjugated under his dominion. This reign of terror, which continues to this day, has been characterized by not banning anyone, shitposting, but mostly doing fucking nothing.


Scuti is currently in the process of fucking your mom, which is a Herculean task due to her planetary size, but luckily his dick is, itself, a gargantuan Eldritch abomination which can effortlessly pierce through even stars, so it is of no more difficulty to him than ascending to higher planes


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======= History =======
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===== Before /pol/andcraft =====

Scuti started playing Minebrap (cracked version) in early 2012. During this time he was a regular on a 100-player PvP factions survival server where, at one point, he got mod and then committed extremely based and funny crymes where he teleported his brother to random faggots' bases so he could kill them and take their shit. He also kicked and banned Mexicans for being Mexican (he deemed that Latin Americans are Mexican so they may have not literally been Mexican, but them being Mexican was funnier than being technically correct so it became truth), which was an omen for things to come. Eventually Scuti paid money to Mojang in 2013 to get a premium account. It was around this time that he became an irredeemable shitposter who said HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG 2013. Later this shitpost became unironic in mid-2015 when he was radicalized by the severe autism pit by the name of 8chan. He mostly browsed 8chan /int/ and had heard of /int/craft, and was curious as to whether a /pol/ version existed, so he typed /polcraft/ into the address bar. The board happened to really be about /pol/andcraft, and this occurrence led to Scuti becoming an irredeemable autist.


===== True Hero of /pol/andcraft =====
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==== Miloserb: Sept. 2015–Mar. 2016 ==== 

<imgcaption image2|babby first base (2015, Miloserb, near Spawn at Congo)>{{babby_first.png?350 |}}</imgcaption> <imgcaption image3|the base that Scuti replicates over and over again (this itself is a replica)>{{copy_shit.png?350|}}</imgcaption> 

Miloserb was run by Hudson and Miloxydian, but Milo was more active so it's named after him. This server had been running since August 2015. Scuti's first two days on /pol/andcraft consisted of him shitposting in chat while making his base, not far from spawn. Because of this shitposting, and probably also the fact his faction was named "wew" instead of something autistic, NSDAP's resident dyke Emeldavi got pissed at him and then sent fetuscake to dab on him. Provoking the anger of NSDAP spergs by saying /me ass and Baneposting was Scuti's crossing of the Rubicon. This war would last as long as the server ran. Scuti's underground jungle base, very close to spawn (in the Congo, also Miloserb was an earth map), was easy to find. fetuscake almost had TNT'd his way into Scuti's base when the latter GTFO with epic /home powers. SPQR would soon join NSDAP in chasing the newfag across the map literally like four fucking times. Scuti moved his base to Spain, then some shit happened to cause him to move to Japan (he was probably found). He proceeded to rename his faction from "wew" to "CIA," and then his Japan base was destroyed (sans valuables) via cobblemonster by SPQR after they snuck a Baneposting mole into his faction to track him down. The prolonged chase sequence was not over yet, however. The next base Scuti created was located in the ocean west of Chile, and it was a wood rectangle floating just below the surface of the ocean. This box was ugly as balls but decently secure. Scuti fucked off again when a NSDAP (or SPQR) autist appeared on his minimap. Scuti managed to survive and never lose his valuables even though he sucked at the game and his enemies were professional autists hailing from literally the strongest factions on the server at that time. 

<imgcaption image4|communism in minecraft>{{ :assr.png?350|}}</imgcaption> Scuti then became a part of NAS, later known as RAS and lastly ASSR, which was a syndicalist faction led by legopikachu and gommie_69 which Scuti joined even though he was a /pol/ Nazi. Firstly, NAS's base at bedrock (which was in Ireland) got fucked up by the raiding faction Avars. A while later, NAS got involved in a conflict with SPQR which revolved around Corinth. In an unrelated instance, Scuti broke into a replica of the Parthenon and used his sword to fucking eviscerate Akramer89, who was in the base without any armor. Anyway the Greece conflict was manufactured by SPQR, who wanted a casus belli so they could assrape ASSR, with the pedophile Magnon32 possibly being behind all of that bullshit. Following this, Scuti left the faction and created the second "wew," which had a base near the Southwest that was cozy as fuck, and he would recreate this base over and over. Also around this time, Scuti met bioman3, who was a harmless retard at the time, and the former trolled the latter epicly with lava as they created the icy shithole Fagarctica. wew's last base (exempting the cozy base) was an upside-down pyramid floating above the ocean. Miloserb then shut down in March 2016.








==== Owenserb: Mar. 2016–Apr. 2016 ====

Owenserb was a fucking mistake. Owen was a huge fucking faggot who opened a server near the end of March 2016. This serb introduced the gods plugin which was based for shitposting although it had no practical function in gameplay besides smiting people if they don't right click a sign every 10 minutes. Scuti was in AZ99's faction, OASIS, which worshiped AdrenalineON as their god. Unrelated to this, Owen held a few contests where ridiculously overpowered gear and weapons were given out. From these contests, Scuti obtained Prot V boots and a Sharp VI sword. Now that he had this OP shit, he got bored and stopped playing because there was no more point. Owenserb continued to be a shitstorm after this, but Scuti wasn't there because he said fuck that shit, leaving the server after less than a week.

<imgcaption image5|OASIS minecart autism elevator>{{ :elevator.png?235|}}</imgcaption>

==== cuccserb: Jul. 2017–Apr. 2018 ====

In July 2017, Scuti joined cuccubus's server after a long hiatus (he didn't play Pinkerserb). During his first few weeks on the server, Scuti was a part of AZ9's faction OASIS, in whose base (an obsidian box at bedrock) he made a fucking elevator and it was epic. This server had the silk spawners plugin, so OASIS also had a blaze spawner. Although the faction was fairly advanced, its players were inactive for weeks. This fact coupled with the existence of a currency system, which required that you pay emeralds (that required grinding to obtain) to /f claim another faction's land after you kill them. So Scuti constantly complained about how it costed way too fucking many emeralds to conquer an enemy faction's land for it to be even worth it to raid anyone. These factors combined resulted in another hiatus, this time for three months. At some point, the number of emeralds required to /f claim retards' shit was reduced significantly. 

<imgcaption image6|bioman powertripping meeting>{{:autism_meeting.png?300 |}}</imgcaption>
In January 2018 he resumed playing video game and joined bioman3's faction Bavaria, which was a small town with walls surrounding it. This faction previously had that fucking faggot Owen and BigBuilderMcGee in it but were no longer present when Scuti joined. Instead, the literal fucking autist Pokeball99 was there. While in Bavaria, Scuti placed trees in spawn plots, planting them on top of each other, which made them grow to be taller than a nearby skyscraper. These trees were impossible to remove except by admin intervention, which is how they were deleted. February yielded not only the tree fucking, but the implosion of Bavaria. Scuti and Pokeball99 did some shit, resulted in bioman3 getting assmad and becoming stricter, exemplified by his famous words, “you can build anything beyond this lapis line.” The area beyond the lapis line was in a shitty underground cave and was generally ridden with AIDS, so Scuti never made anything there. As a result of bioman, Bavaria fucking imploded. Then Scuti and Pokeball99 dabbed on bioman, stealing a bunch of shit. Scuti reestablished wew, creating a replica of the cozy base from Milo's server. He soon rejoined bioman3's new faction, Prussia, but kept the same base he had from wew. Pokeball never returned, thankfully, instead hollowing out a 2x2 chunk grid from surface to bedrock like the pure unrefined autist he was. So Bavaria became Prussia, basing on top of a large island. 

<imgcaption image7|dumpster fire island and lesser dumpster fire island>{{ :germania.png?600 |}}</imgcaption>

<imgcaption image8|Under Germania's gazebo with Akramer89>{{ :kramer_germania.png?300|}}</imgcaption>
Prussia (later Germania) was a pretty comfy small village on a big island, situated between a long craggy hill and a mountain, forming a sort of cul-de-sac valley. The members besides Scuti and bioman3 were BigBuilderMcGee and Kony2016. BigBuilderMcGee would prove to be chaotic neutral incarnate, and Kony2016 was an actual fucking genetic female on an autistic /pol/ Minecraft server. So once the faction grew to six members, it was renamed to Germania, having added minor autists who nobody gives a shit about (MenelausMontrose and John_Price). And there were also two Estonian nine-year-olds for some reason. Multiple events occurred during the time of Germania; among these were the construction of a tower, a house, a palace shaped like a box, the consecration of the Church of Kramer, the leveling of the craggy hill (in which the cry "WHGER MOTAN GO" was first uttered), the construction of a bridge to another island with a small fort, but most notably, Kony2016's construction of a Notre Dame replica north of spawn. Germania was subject to permanent, rampant infighting, particularly between BigBuilderMcGee, bioman3, and Scuti. In one incident out of many, BigBuilderMcGee's parrot which had been with him since the beginning of the server was slain by Scuti, causing BigBuilderMcGee to shit his pants crying and level Scuti's tower. This shitstorm epitomized how Germania was truly a dumpster fire. This was the prelude to the Vape War, in which intcuck faggots who did not fucking belong on the server came to try to conquer /pol/andcraft. <imgcaption image9|a shitpost made after cuccserb shut down>{{:infinite_gay.png?160 |}}</imgcaption>

The intcuck faggots Lemon and XDA1 (and their horde of alts) appeared in the middle of March under the name VapeNation, which would go on to attack and harass peaceful players such as thunderfunked and lordofthegoy. The coalition known as CHAD (Centralized Holy Alliance of Dominions) chased VapeNation all around the map, forcing the latter to move bases repeatedly. A raid against them lead by the inept retard epicfaillord (later called epicfucksmen after it was revealed he fucked a man at a convention) completely fucking failed when the raiders came to the realization that nobody had brought TNT, so they proceeded to dance on the Vapecuck base's roof in order to intimidate them. That night, some of the raiders used a Wither to dab on Vape's base while those faggots were offline. This was supposed to set a precedent but fucking nothing happened. The autistic alliance CHAD chased VapeNation across the map like three times and eventually the final battle took place at lordofthegoy's residence. The harmless buildfag was being harassed by the autistic faggots Lemon and XDA1, and the forces of CHAD appeared with its goal being to protect the innocent and delete the Vapecucks. Vape had the upper hand in the battle when cuccubus dabbed on the faction by deleting their alts, allowing Scuti and the other CHAD autists to claim Vape's land and deport them. Scuti quickly GTFO to Vape's base to claim that shit immediately, and he succeeded. But since the war was over and the enemy was gone, the playercount quickly dropped off. Scuti soon retired to Kyushu (a cozy Japanese village) with Kony2016. On April 20, as a result of fags, the server entered the recycle bin.


==== Cptserb: Apr. 2018–Jul. 2018 ====
<imgcaption image10|A cobblemonster engulfs Cptserb's spawn pyramid>{{ :cptserb_cobbled_spawn.png?350|}}</imgcaption>

After cuccserb closed, CptPlanet_ made a new server and it was shit. Cpt was a retard who did not fucking listen to the playerbase at all and he never added any of the plugins that users constantly requested. Scuti did not actually play until two weeks into the serb's existence, missing Vape War II, in which CHAD autists (in a failed faction called USGA) and SPQR autists chased the ponyfucker XDA1 up the east coast, but he escaped and ultimately fucking nothing happened. Anyway the initial plan for USGA was to have weekly elections to select the faction leader. Lobber (renamed to xLOBBERx) won the first election and then BigBuilderMcGee won the following, but Lobber refused to relinquish power and thus rendered USGA a dictatorship before renaming it to Chadlands. bioman3 left the faction to start Cascadia, which consisted of a shitty house, which Scuti proceeded to cobble. Scuti based with Lobber in Panama but hardly played the game at all because of the lack of good plugins which were on cuccserb, and it did not help that the map was also shit. In late June the serb was dying, and the legend of the spawn cobblemonsters began; Lobber encompassed the spawn area (a pyramid) in a cobblemonster. <imgcaption image11|cucc and Scuti's shulker hoard>{{ :shulkers.png?300|}}</imgcaption>  Cpt removed it, which was followed by Scuti cobbling spawn. After Cpt removed this, Scuti once again cobbled spawn. In late July, Cpt realized the server was dead and decided to remove factions at the suggestion of the community. So in an actually based move, Cpt deleted factions for the last week of the serb, prompting mass raiding of every base on the server. The vast majority of these raids were done by cucc and Scuti, who stored an absurd amount of supplies in a collection of shulker boxes in the Nether. After this shitstorm, Cpt gave every player creative mode, and within days the community would render the server literally fucking unplayable (more than it had been) before it was gassed on July 31. Scuti also fucking erased the entirety of Hawaii, which was epic and based.

==== Civcuck Incursion: Aug. 2018 ==== 

Scuti, Oveja89, bioman3, RedRoguee, Lobber, Lakiga, CptPlanet, and ViriatoII were involved in a /pol/andcraft incursion into Civcraft (Civclassic) in August 2018. <imgcaption image12|Viri's flag over the /pol/andcraft autists' base gets btfo>{{ :poortugal.png?400|}}</imgcaption>This incursion was very unproductive and self-destructive, constantly infighting instead of killing redditors. Lakiga was a nigger through the whole thing, ranging from causing random problems like having a fucking sky farm to killing all of the /pol/andcraft incursion group. Scuti of course was AFK during this time so he just died and could not defend against the attack. Eventually Scuti, Lobber, and Viri recovered from this bullshit and actually attained diamond swords, tools, and armor through the use of factories. However, the system of Civcraft was built around droning, autistic grinding to the point where the server would eat all of your time while you are just trying to get combat-appropriate weapons and armor. Getting to the point where you could enchant anything would take weeks on its own. So the incursion ultimately ended out of boredom because the system is incredibly fucking tedious and full of AIDS. Speaking of, bgbba played there, and Lobber got banned from Civcraft for calling bgbba's black gf a gorilla nigger and posting dox images of them. Scuti did some other shit including pissing off the Holy Jade Empire larper redditors by putting a large, reinforced swastika in one of their towns, and some reddit cuck put up the equivalent of a wanted poster on r/civclassics. It was really fucking funny. In the end, /pol/andcraft autists learned that citadel is fun but not the other incredibly tedious grind cancer Civcuck had.

==== Hudserb (Pre-Citadel): Sept. 2018–Jan. 2019 ====

This iteration of Hudserb was a bug-infested piece of shit that gradually stopped being shit mechanics-wise, but in turn it became more and more inactive and eventually fucking died. Scuti logged on in late September after being harassed by bioman3, whose faction he joined. Baden was a shitstorm full of conflict and civil war, and it met its demise when Scuti gave the coords to the huge fucking autist Lakiga. This all happened within the span of 30 minutes. The bullinamarket saga soon began, and Scuti and frens were chased by this faggot autist constantly, requiring them to change bases (and the faction's name) repeatedly. The faction members moved to an island while fighting over what the new faction name should be, before deciding on Hawaii. In Hawaii, things were more peaceful. BigBuilderMcGee was invited to the faction and he joined, but Scuti kicked him and killed him because funny. Hawaii got dabbed on when the nigger HighTest (bullinamarket) used creeper eggs to blow up the majority of the base's chests. This was possible because offline raiding was allowed on the server. This setting was changed by Hudson once the number of complaints about it reached critical mass. bioman3 and Scuti moved to create Rapture, which consisted of a small underwater hut and an underwater building which was perpetually under construction. Of course, Rapture was subject to multiple civil wars. The end of Rapture came when bullinamarket appeared and attacked Scuti while bioman was offline. bullinamarket was able to get through the door because of a bug in the factions plugin which allowed enemies to open a faction's doors. Eventually the faggot bullinamarket's base was gassed by NSDAP with the help of Kony2016, causing him to stop playing. So the biocuck faction moved into the sky and was renamed Columbia. A new player called Seagallows joined the faction. Columbia was prosperous aside from the occasional hit-and-run attacks by Lakiga. Eventually, because of a glitch, Lakiga became immortal. Unable to take any damage, Lakiga proceeded to Holocaust the members of Columbia. Scuti proceeded to GTFO bioman3's faction and instead joined Lobber's faction America. 3 days after Lakiga's gassing of Columbia, Scuti abused the fucked faction perms which allowed allies to break shit in faction land but not place blocks. He broke into Lakiga's base and fucking cleaned it out, deleting all of the chests and heads on the wall. Then Scuti disappeared from the server for a month.

<imgcaption image13|Invincible Lakiga at Columbia's roof>{{:lakigaraid1.png?170|}}</imgcaption><imgcaption image14|bioman's attempt to lava Lakiga>{{:lakigaraid2.png?250}}</imgcaption> <imgcaption image15|Hudson's botched plugin led to this pivotal moment of worldbuilding>{{:lakigaraid4.png?420}}</imgcaption>

<imgcaption image16|The Norman city's tallest buildings>{{ :city.png?350|}}</imgcaption>

Scuti returned to discover that on the west side of spawn, the player city (faction name “city,” but changed repeatedly because HAHA xd SO RANDOM), which was established by the enormous assfaggot Gohlper and harbored numerous other autists, had grown to become a fucking eyesore. Members of the city faction and their allies in the faction “daddys,” who were collectively referred to as Normans (regardless of whether they participated in Normandy on previous /pol/andcraft servers), proceeded to shit up the Discord and act like total faggots in general. The existence of the incredibly ugly city continued for way too fucking long, but eventually it was shit on by one of its own members, seklorophlegm. He was an officer in the faction and decided to unclaim all of their land, allowing each player to impose their wrath on the unbearable faggots. In late November, the fate of the “Norman” city was to be pillaged and cobblemonstered. This caused the horde of faggots to quit the server but it also rendered the server mostly inactive. Hudson removed the cobblemonster and then Scuti built a wall to block off the horrid sight which was the city ruins. Scuti got bored and joined bioman3's new faction Prussia, which sought to recreate the autism of Germania. At the same time, another player city was being built on the east side of spawn, this time without the presence of “Norman” faggots. bioman3 and Scuti abandoned their shitty walled-in house in a field in favor of a huge island. (Around this time, Scuti released the new texture pack.) This base consisted of a small cave storage area and an eternally unfinished bar. Scuti again got bored and dabbed on bioman3, opting to join JamOnToast1402's faction (named Technocracy, then dab, then SUCC (Saints Under Christ's Command)), which had an underground labyrinth base that was expansive but very unsecure. Akramer89 got pissed at JamOnToast1402 because the latter brought up the former's sexual encounters with two black men. Akramer89, fueled by rage, easily broke in and bodied him before leaving, not actually raiding the faction. Scuti was away at this time, but he subsequently defeated Akramer89 in an arena battle. Afterwards, nothing else happened.


==== Polandciv (Jan. 2019–May 2019)  ====
<imgcaption image17|ilikebacon3546's plantation>{{ :plantation.png?300|}}</imgcaption>
Near the end of January 2019, Hudson switched the server from Factions to Citadel and reset the map. The beginnings were slow. Scuti quickly advanced from shitty stone tools to standard diamond gear, initially settling in a hole he dug in the side of a hill a few hundred blocks from spawn. After Scuti asked to join Lobber, the former received coords to the latter's base, so Scuti began his long journey halfway across the map. He arrived at the mountaintop at a savanna biome, where the autist ViriatoII was naked, smelting ore, and farming. At this time, the base was a platform without a roof. At this time, there was a village populated by newfags south of spawn, continuously harassed by the retard faggot RealDonaldTrump. This village died quickly, but a plantation north of spawn was created by player ilikebacon3546, a plantation which would be less short-lived. After contributing basically nothing, Viriato disappeared, leaving only Scuti and Lobber. These two players went on to expand the base, turning it into a fortress which would become increasingly larger. They also conducted an operation in which they entered The End, killed the Ender Dragon, and proceeded to burn the Dragon Egg in order to dab on Lakiga. Sieg_Zeon joined Scuti and Lobber's party, forming what would later be called the Boomer Empire. Soon afterwards, Oveja89 settled on a hill across the river from the fortress, founding the Kingdom of Ovechads. His settlement grew into a farming community populated by newfags and also Lakiga.

<imgcaption image18|Ovechads, across the river from the Empire>{{:ovechads.png?350 |}}</imgcaption> 
Except for a few border disputes between Ovechads and the Boomer Empire, times were peaceful until a random newfag gave the Empire coords to a player's base. This player was called pinkpilled and he fapped to tranny porn, as evidenced by his name. Using this as their casus belli, the Empire set off on a journey across the map to pinkpilled's island so they could gas him. pinkpilled logged off before they made it so Scuti and Sieg_Zeon broke the chests inside the house before Lobber leveled the entire fucking island. Understandably, this pissed pinkpilled off so he teamed up with his assbuddy called naam. Soon, pinkpilled and naam mounted an assault on the Empire's fortress when Scuti and Sieg_Zeon were online. The invaders' attack was almost successful, catching Scuti off guard, but he was able to regain his composure with the support of Sieg_Zeon. The Empire barely won the engagement, but the war would continue to rage on. Not much later, Sieg_Zeon found naam's base and told Scuti, who went into the base and dug to where naam was before killing him instantly. pinkpilled, becoming fuming assmad upon hearing that naam got dabbed on, started spamming alts in an attempt to DDoS the server. This attempt was a massive failure, and then pinkpilled became inactive, so only naam was left. Meanwhile, the Ovechad Kingdom was in turmoil. Oveja89 and Lakiga were treating newfags like peasants, and the newfags took it like the cucks they were. However, Lakiga managed to piss off one LARPing newfag by the name of Joseph666Stalin. This player was a huge fucking sperg and got assmad when Lakiga said shit along the lines of “fuck christcucks.” Stalin eventually ignited a civil war by killing Lakiga, which resulted in the gassing of Stalin. Oveja89 discovered that newfags had claimed chests and shit for themselves rather than for his group as a whole, so he declared war on (almost) all newfags. This was the end of the Kingdom of Ovechads and the beginning of the cleanup and purging of their former living space. 

<imgcaption image19|The Empire's thicc fortress>{{ :thicc2.png?250|}}</imgcaption>

The Boomer Empire's fortress continued to expand, and Lobber laid hundreds of thousands of stone bricks for the courtyard area. CptPlanet_ and thunderfunked also joined the Empire around this time. Cleaning up the mess across the river was, indeed, a fucking chore. The underage faggot naam, desperate for attention, gave out his coords. His base was a three-layered obsidian box at bedrock. Scuti teamed up with player AliceInChains (also newfag Luke_39) and began chipping away at naam's retard cube. It took fucking forever but they broke one obsidian block, but more importantly, they were joined by Sieg_Zeon, and this sped up the process. naam did not understand that people playing /pol/andcraft all have severe autism, so he was shocked as he watched his seemingly impenetrable shithole be broken into. He teleported away to spawn and came back to his base on foot, hoping to sneak attack the raiders, but Scuti saw him via X-Ray and mined his way to naam lightning fast. Once Scuti made it to naam, naam dumped out a lava bucket at Scuti's feet. naam pissed his pants when he realized that Scuti was immune to lava, then Scuti instantly killed naam. The raiders continued picking away at the obsidian box for what seemed like an eternity. Once they got through the box, combat began, and the raiders quickly dabbed on naam. They broke into chests previously thought empty and found actual treasure. Once the work was done, naam's shithole was covered in lava and an obsidian swastika was erected nearby. This was the end of the naam saga; good fucking riddance.



<imgcaption image20|Oveja expresses his frustration in the heat of battle>{{:oveja_re.png?300 |}}</imgcaption>

There was a time of peace following this, however, there was a new threat on the horizon. Oveja89 had been secretly duping all sorts of overpowered shit, including Chad apples (enchanted golden apples), elytra, weapons and armor. The war between Oveja and the Empire began when he flew around the roof of the fortress, where Scuti was at. Oveja lagged out and his character stayed behind for 20 seconds (CombatLog shit), so Scuti took the opportunity to Holocaust Oveja and take his shit. Later, Oveja appeared again at the fortress, this time near the Nether portal, when Scuti and Sieg_Zeon were there. Scuti ran out and engaged in combat with Oveja, but Scuti almost died from fall damage. Sieg_Zeon and Scuti chased Oveja into the desert, and Scuti eventually caught up with Oveja and dug down to the hole where the latter was, then Scuti dabbed on Oveja epicly. Oveja went to ilikebacon3546's plantation in order to arm him with duped Chad apples and gear, intending to gain an ally in the form of a newfag army. Scuti snuck up on Oveja and attacked him while he spoke to ilikebacon, almost killing Oveja. However, since Oveja realized he could use Chad apples in battle, he made use of them, so the fight lasted way too fucking long. This engagement ended when Scuti fucked off with ender pearls because his armor was about to break. Another engagement occurred where Oveja was the one who fucked off. Oveja also killed Lobber in a battle at the plantation. Soon after, Sieg_Zeon, Lobber, and Scuti went to Oveja's base and dabbed on it, also revealing to the admins that Oveja was duping shit. From then on, Oveja was no longer able to dupe shit and his supply was presumably gassed (but he still had some in his inventory). Oveja subsequently killed all of the newfags at ilikebacon3546's plantation and assumed control. Scuti and Oveja's final battle took place at the ruined plantation, and Scuti employed reinforced webs in order to troll Oveja epicly and trap him. The battle went on but neither combatant fucked off, and eventually Oveja's armor broke. Because of this, Scuti was able to easily wombo combo Oveja and free the newfags of the plantation.


<imgcaption image21|On the roof of colc's obby vault>{{ :colctism0.png?265|}}</imgcaption>
Ignoring the presence of faggots fucking with the fortress, there was a short time of peace in the Empire. This peace ended when the hunt for the faggot colccolc began. This player was a citizen of Ovechads but he was Shoah'd when it was discovered that he hoarded shit for himself. He fucked off to an underground base far to the west of the fortress. He had a spider spawner in this base and he would AFK all night long, spawning fucking thousands of spiders. The hunt began because colccolc's shit lagged the server and reduced the mob spawn rate everywhere else to zero. Eventually colccolc's base was found and broken into by Scuti, Lakiga, and Lobber. This underground base was incredibly elaborate and complex. Nobody knew just how autistic colccolc was until they witnessed this fucking monstrosity. He had hollowed out a huge cube underground and had farms and a spawner next to a large storage area which was encapsulated by three layers of obsidian. There was not just a single door to get into this area, but a fucking retarded maze of trapdoors leading to it. <imgcaption image22|100 trapdoors of autism>{{ :colctism.png?250|}}</imgcaption> To get into the main storage area, one would have to open and shut over sixty fucking trapdoors. To get to the vault, one would have to go through over a fucking hundred trapdoors. In conclusion, the only option was to break through the layers of obsidian. After quickly breaking colc's spawner, Scuti, Lakiga, Sieg_Zeon, CptPlanet_, and Lobber formed a five-man team and broke into the storage area. The autist colccolc was, of course, already gone at this time, having taken his valuables. There was still some good shit because he had amassed an enormous pile of resources, but the real prize of this raid was that colccolc stopped playing and quit being a cancer on the server.

Things in the Empire were coming along relatively smoothly. The group was joined by Sgt_Chainsaw and had been continuing its expansion with a castle-y area built by Lobber, thunderfunked's construction of a bar and a church in the courtyard, and across the river was Sieg_Zeon's castle and Scuti's palace. Hudson added pearling, which served the purpose of deporting niggers by preventing them from coming within 1000 blocks of the chest the pearl is stored in. The plantation had more or less recovered from Oveja's autism, but it would soon face a much greater threat: Lakiga. The newfag gollygeekid invited his normalcuck friend ZarpaEC who was a faggot redditor. At one time, Zarpa had installed the texture pack and then uninstalled it because he “couldn't bear the racism.” It was clear that this faggot did not belong on /pol/andcraft, but instead belonged on r/cuckold. The spergout of Zarpa annoyed the majority of the server, but most notably Lakiga. The plantation niggers were going to sacrifice Zarpa to the gods or some shit, but Lakiga appeared at the plantation and proceeded to tear all of the newfags a new asshole, pearling each one. And so Lakiga took over the plantation, but the Empire did not like this because killing the newfags meant killing the playercount. <imgcaption image23|redditor sacrifice>{{:zarpa_sacrifice.png?325 |}}</imgcaption> For a while the Empire subtly worked against Lakiga but then came out and began open war against him. The Empire and Lakiga almost fought at the plantation itself (which was destroyed and thus became ugly as fuck) but instead Lakiga said to come meet him at his base, where they would show up soon after. The four-man team of Scuti, Lobber, Sieg_Zeon, and CptPlanet_ easily broke into his mountain fort and made it down to the vault, where Lakiga was lying in wait. Lakiga's master plan was to blow up the invaders, so he opened the door to his vault while lighting TNT. This backfired epicly, and Lakiga's explosion killed only himself. This ended the war, but the damage was already done; the playercount fell and the server died epicly. After about a month of a playercount of zero, the Citadel iteration of /pol/andcraft ended in May 2019.

==== Hudserb (Post-Citadel / Holocaust World) May 2019-May 2020 ==== 

Scuti basically did not play on the incarnation following Polandciv because it ran like shit for him (4 fps) and also bioman. The server kept running for months and months of 0 playercount for some reason. Even though this server was a botched abortion, the West Australian newspaper discovered /pol/andcraft during this time and included screenshots in an issue; "Welcome to Holocaust World in Minecraft" was enshrined into /pol/andcraft lore.


<imgcaption image24|Scuti's part of frentown (center)>{{ :frenserb_base.png?250}}</imgcaption>


====  frenserb (Nov. 2019-May 2020) ==== 

Scuti joined cucc's frenserb in December 2019. frenserb was a modded 1.7.10 server for autistic /pol/andcraft frens. frenserb's mods included IndustrialCraft 2, Thermal Foundation, Ender IO, Applied Energistics 2, Big Reactors, Extra Utilities, Twilight Forest, RFTools, Tinker's Construct, Advanced Genetics, and a bunch of other shit. One of the coolest mods was RFTools, through which players could create custom dimensions. Scuti first made an underground hole to live in until he moved out and made a cross hallway structure, a box, a fountain, a gazebo, a shitty tower that he would quickly demolish, and a skyscraper, the last of which would become his new base. Other gamers had been on the server for a while before Scuti, so they had bases already. All of the players had bases around spawn. bioman3's tower was regularly filled with sewage by BigBuilderMcGee. For a while bioman was inactive, which was cringe and unbased, and Big proceeded to fucking blow up biotower3 because of this inactivity. bioman would never recover, seething with asshurt and rage eternally. The regular autists on frenserb were cucc, Lobber, Sieg, and Scuti, who resultantly made the most progress in the modpack.

<imgcaption image25|Scuti in Quantum Armor>{{:quantum.png?150 |}}</imgcaption> Scuti had a power crisis. First he made solar panels on his skyscraper, which wasn't enough. Then he used geothermal generators that pumped lava in from the Nether, but that was constantly jamming and failing. No wonder, because bioman was the one who convinced him of that idea. (bioman had drained a large portion of the Nether using geothermal generator autism.) But his power crisis was resolved when he started making massive fucking nuclear reactors. Scuti began fucking with dimensions, eventually reaching infinite sustainability by making a dimension composed entirely of nuclear fuel (Yellorite). This was the pinnacle of IQ in frenserb, and everyone would soon copy Scuti's idea because it was insurmountably based.

<imgcaption image26|Scuti's nuclear fuel processing array>{{ :yellorite_processing_array.png?300}}</imgcaption>Or so we thought; dimensions had more possibilities to offer. The underage sperg yoink was fucking with Scuti with eggs, until Scuti blew him up with a laser. Then yoink raged and leveled Scuti's skyscraper, but this was rolled back because acting like a nigger was illegal in frenserb. yoink was banned after his tantrum. Coinciding with this was the development of a punishment for retard niggers: imprisoning them in a dimension made of poop. BigBuilderMcGee was lured into the shadow realm (shit dimension) and killed there by Scuti, forcing Big's spawn point to be set in the fecal prison. <imgcaption image|Big trapped in the SHIT REALM>{{:big_poop.png?315 |}}</imgcaption> A little later, yoink was unbanned and deported into the SHIT DIMENSION by cucc and Scuti. Another underage retard, a proud Turk named Gentlebud, was also sent to the shit realm to cohabit with yoink. Eventually yoink reformed and got enough crymes from Lobber and Scuti to be able to make a dimensional transmitter to return to the overworld.

Players on frenserb were ambitious. For one, Lobber worked on a giant pyramid for months. The completion of its exterior was a feat of autism and a sight to behold. Scuti himself was in the midst of construction of a huge fucking castle when he realized that this was on too large of a scale to be able to finish, so it was never completed. He would learn from this experience, however. Another large-scale shitpost was Scuti's conversion of desert to plains, which was incredibly based and done through the use of a quantum quarry. A while after its most advanced players reached post-scarcity, the first frenserb met its end in May 2020.
====  frenserb 2 (Aug. 2020-Nov. 2020) ==== 
<imgcaption image27|The red velvet cake castle>{{ :red_castle.png?325|}}</imgcaption>

Months after the closing of frenserb 1, a direct sequel was created, again admined by cuccubus and using the same modpack. /pol/andcraft autists Lobber, Sieg, Hugh, Lakiga, bioman, Big, cucc, Oveja, WolfCavalry, and Scuti played on this server. Scuti started on top of a mountain with a stone base with spires on each side, clashing in style with his industrial neighbor, Sieg, who complained about the base multiple times. There was also a fuckload of lag near spawn for some reason, so Scuti eventually moved his shit like 2000 blocks away to a clearing where he could begin construction of a castle. This time he actually fucking planned out the castle decently well, expanding it room by room and hallway by hallway, carefully (autistically) measuring everything so it wouldn't turn out like shit. His castle was to be centered around an AE2 network brain, and he intentionally made the castle resemble red velvet cake. Unrelated to this shit but important is that Scuti's politics radically changed, and he became an anarcho-communist (translation: fag) as opposed to a /pol/ Nazi with a contradictory belief in free speech. Anyway, Scuti's red velvet castle would never be finished since there was some shit (possibly connected to shit Hugh was doing) that caused strange lag which could not be traced to a clear cause. In November 2020, the 1.7.10 frenserb 2 was closed in exchange for a 1.12 frenserb 3, which would be run by an intcuck admin by the username onions.

====  frenserb 3 (Nov. 2020-Oct. 2021) ==== 

<imgcaption image28|Scuti's first base, during winter>{{ :winter_hobbit_hole.png?250|}}</imgcaption>
frenserb 3 (aka onionserb) was 1.12 instead of 1.7.10. This caused problems with mod compatibility, so it had a different modpack from previous frenserbs, but it was mostly the same. The playerbase was mainly /pol/andcraft autists with some /int/craft cucks sprinkled in. Scuti's base, for the third frenserb in a row, was near spawn. This proved to be a mistake because the buildup of multiple other players' shit will eventually start causing your shit to lag. This first base took the form of a hobbit hole carved into a hill and made of eucalyptus wood (it's pink) and birch wood. The outside of the base also had a Dagoth .gif painting, a sakura tree, a massive fucking spruce tree (for sap power), and a hot spring on the water. 

<imgcaption image29|the child army saga>{{:child_army.png?100 |}}</imgcaption>


frenserb 3 had a mod (probably Minecraft Comes Alive) that had its own villagers and allowed you to marry and reproduce with NPCs. After your spouse spins rapidly, you get a baby item. Scuti accidentally discovered a glitch that allowed him to place down the baby like a spawn egg but not consume the spawning item. This led to a shitstorm where Scuti created over 200 children, which became a walking FPS drop. In the midst of this, bioman was trampled to death by Scuti's child army. Even though kids could be sent on tasks for marginal gain and probably their own death, they were basically useless. Because of this and the FPS drops, Scuti aborted all of the children in the 54th trimester.

The early stages of technological development were quite the experience for Scuti. He began with tree sap tech which cucc also used. This soon proved to not be enough, so he moved on to creating IC2 solar panels to get power once he moved to a big fucking island. Scuti cleared out a forested island and raped it to shreds with torches everywhere to prevent mobs spawning. He found this to be necessary because magnum torches did not exist, and peace candles would only generate in like 1/100 of villages' churches, also he didn't know what an aversion obelisk was. onions refused to add Big Reactors so it was actually a tedious grind to get power, and Scuti got bored of spending every fucking day making 1-2 solar panels. Because of lack of good power, Scuti resorted to mass mining unpowered dimensions that were made of whatever ore or material he needed, whether it was diamond, certus quartz, or glowstone. This was actual hell to go through because it brought gameplay to a bioman-tier 0.3 FPS. Despite the lack of power, Scuti advanced in weapons and armor to become nearly invincible, having full Stellar armor and attaining demigod genetics. During frenserb 3, Dam_Son was known for not being able to log into the server despite trying 300 times in a row. Scuti himself was also subject to this bullshit in the form of some java exception. This combined with low playercount isolation and how the progression of power production was beyond fucking tedious brought Scuti to the point where he literally just stopped playing regularly.

Scuti came back to play more in June after a six month hiatus. During this time, Hugh created a monumental, gargantuan solar panel array in an eternal day dimension, to the point where he had basically infinite power. This power was channeled into frencove, a black brick complex in a mushroom island biome inhabited by cucc and Hugh. Scuti's return was met with half of his giant island becoming corrupted and restored to default, so most of his shit was erased and the island was again forested and overrun by mobs. Faced with this bullshit, Scuti fucked off to move to frencove. Scuti's frencove base was underground and a black copy of his original Miloserb base, though it had another room as an extension. This extension room had a bed, a bathtub, and a TV with Dagoth Ur's Ricardo dance playing. Needless to say, it was cozy as fuck. Scuti also got a Kikoku, which was a process that required a significant amount of autism, but with the help of Hugh he made it within a day and successfully completed The Look. cuccubus had a white castle in a volcano biome, but it had a large amount of empty space, so Scuti put a retarded autistic museum of maps of earth and North America on display.

<imgcaption image30|Scuti witnesses Hugh's feat of autism>{{:hugh_panels.png?500}}</imgcaption> <imgcaption image31|Scuti's frencove base, featuring weebshit and Dagoth>{{:dagoth_tv_and_anime.png?350|}}</imgcaption>
====  frenserb 4 (Oct. 2021-) ==== 

[Events are ongoing. Not only cock, but also balls]

frenserb 4 opened in October 2021, and its admins are Hugh and also cucc. This server was the first in the /pol/andcraft cinematic universe to feature a Discuck chat relay with Mineman. Anyway in frenserb 4, hostile mobs have x-ray vision so fags died a lot, and this leaves graves, also spawn like 5 skeletons to murder naked retards trying to come back to get their shit (tablekittens fell victim to this shit). In order to not fucking die, Scuti hastily carved a hole in the side of a mountain next to spawn. Once he got some iron shit (also silver boots and sword epically), he moved to a hole in the nearby swamp, where he would activate turboautism mode and speedran the game to beat the Ender Dragon for the first time. He then moved to live near cucc because based and also epic.

Scuti's dimension autism occurred and it fucking crashed the server when he left 30000 billion block entities lying on the ground in some unpowered dimension. The issue with unpowered dimensions lies in how they give you Slowness, Hunger, and Mining Fatigue (not to mention they kill you if you don't have the pink ball Phased Field Generator), and for some reason this causes immense lag. Once Scuti got the Ankh Shield he negated these effects and was able to fuck around in unpowered dimensions as if they were powered. (Unpowered dimensions are still a touchy subject that will get people's assholes clenching, though.) This breakthrough opened up new autism possibilities, and Scuti filled two diamond shulker boxes full of diamond blocks so he could fulfill his dream of making a fucking chiseled diamond block castle.